{"id":388,"date":"2016-01-22T13:42:50","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T18:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2016-01-22T13:42:50","modified_gmt":"2016-01-22T18:42:50","slug":"new-years-desolations-er-resolutions-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"New Year\u2019s Desolation&#8217;s, er Resolutions 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/new-years-resolutions-twentysomethings.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-390\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-390\" src=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/new-years-resolutions-twentysomethings.jpg\" alt=\"new-years-resolutions-twentysomethings\" width=\"288\" height=\"219\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/new-years-resolutions-twentysomethings.jpg 400w, http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/new-years-resolutions-twentysomethings-300x229.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/i-broke-all-my-new-year-s-resolutions.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-391\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-391\" src=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/i-broke-all-my-new-year-s-resolutions.png\" alt=\"i-broke-all-my-new-year-s-resolutions\" width=\"325\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/i-broke-all-my-new-year-s-resolutions.png 422w, http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/i-broke-all-my-new-year-s-resolutions-300x209.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re part way into the first month of the New Year and it\u2019s that time to start looking at the variety of self-improvement resolutions we made just a couple of weeks ago which are slowly and inevitably becoming obsolete.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m referring to the \u201cstart exercise,\u201d \u201close weight,\u201d \u201ceat better,\u201d and \u201cget my finances in order,\u201d optimism which comes with the third glass of champagne at midnight January 1. You might as well down the whole bottle; because by the time the garbage collector picks up that bottle from your recycling bin \u2013 <strong><em>you\u2019ve broken them all!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Look, we\u2019re all in this together. I, myself, am a great believer not only in making resolutions, but getting ahead of the game by practicing breaking them during the year so I can effectively jump ship in January. Realistically, how many of us rise in the morning and start a week or a day out during the year saying, \u201cOK, today I\u2019m going to do this, or that?\u201d \u2013 pretty much everybody! And guess what, we break those positive habits very quickly. Think of it as sort of the pre-season for the Super Bowl of resolution breaking in January.<\/p>\n<p>We can <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/New_Year%27s_resolution\" target=\"_blank\">blame the Romans and Babylonians<\/a><\/strong> for the concept of resolutions, at least that\u2019s what Wikipedia tells me (one resolution is to stop believing Wikipedia)\u2026promising their respective gods to be better people.<\/p>\n<p>This issue for us is really that we set unrealistic goals for ourselves and then find our way back into old habits. Also, we set too many goals \u2013 it\u2019s better to have a handful than a list of 10 that any sensible human can\u2019t hope to keep.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-389\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-389\" src=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS.jpg\" alt=\"NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS\" width=\"468\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS.jpg 2000w, http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS-300x150.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS-768x384.jpg 768w, http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS-1024x512.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/wallyword.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/NEW-YEARS-RESOLUTIONS-624x312.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While I\u2019m working on failing my personal \u201ceat better\u201d and \u201cno alcohol during the week\u201d resolutions this month\u2026I\u2019ve come up with several I&#8217;ve heard about and added to my list below. I think we can all adhere to these throughout 2016:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Don\u2019t watch the Republican Debates<\/strong> \u2013 I\u2019m off to a good start this year, my neck feels better already from reduced head shaking<\/li>\n<li><strong>Don\u2019t watch the Democratic Debates<\/strong> \u2013 That\u2019s an easy one, they are held in the dark of night, on a weekend, during a lunar eclipse so no one sees them. Easy \u2013 I\u2019m already asleep<\/li>\n<li><strong>Avoid all conversations about politics at all costs including discussions of daily news and social events<\/strong> &#8211; Also easy when you allow Peggy Lee&#8217;s haunting <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>&#8220;Is That All There Is&#8221;<\/strong> <\/a>\u00a0song (linked for the Millennials) to run through your brain&#8230;my friends.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Give the dog more exercise<\/strong> &#8211; see what I\u2019ve done there? I\u2019ve actually hidden my own \u201cweight loss\u201d resolution in helping our dog lose weight \u2013 genius! Ha, we&#8217;ll see.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Throw stuff out<\/strong> \u2013 there\u2019s something about getting old which makes one a pack rat. Instead of putting it \u201cin the other room\u201d \u2013 just toss it out \u2013 the garbage collector will be relieved to see actual garbage bags finally exceeding the empty alcohol bottles in the recycle bin<\/li>\n<li><strong>Eat more chicken<\/strong> &#8211; seems healthy at the outset, but also the motto of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chick-fil-a.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Chick-fil-A<\/strong><\/a> &#8211;<em><strong> so I&#8217;m in!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong>Quit smoking<\/strong> \u2013 don\u2019t do it now, so boxed checked, besides I didn\u2019t inhale&#8230;well the tobacco<\/li>\n<li><strong>Quit drinking<\/strong>\u2026.pick an awful spirit like <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Southern_Comfort\" target=\"_blank\">Southern Comfort<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 awesome, done, hate that stuff<\/li>\n<li><strong>Stop repeating stories<\/strong> \u2013 my kids will be <strong>thrilled<\/strong> about this one as they are tired of hearing me say the same thing over and over<\/li>\n<li><strong>See more movies in the\u00a0<\/strong><b>theater<\/b>\u00a0\u2013 getting out and doing things often is healthy \u2013 a medium popcorn with butter isn\u2019t \u2013 so be it, at least I can do one<\/li>\n<li><strong>Stop repeating stories<\/strong> \u2013 my kids will be <strong>thrilled<\/strong> about this one as they are tired of hearing me say the same thing over and over<\/li>\n<li><strong>Find the balance<\/strong> \u2013 assume this means I should login to my checking account more often \u2013 well OK, but that\u2019s depressing<\/li>\n<li><strong>Stop writing senseless blog posts<\/strong> \u2013 oops, broken already!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Good luck with your resolutions \u2013 if you haven\u2019t blown them already; may they make it to Lent where you can try to give things up once, again! <strong>Happy 2016!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019re part way into the first month of the New Year and it\u2019s that time to start looking at the variety of self-improvement resolutions we made just a couple of weeks ago which are slowly and inevitably becoming obsolete. 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